{"fact":"A cat has two vocal chords, and can make over 100 sounds.","length":57}
{"fact":"Like birds, cats have a homing ability that uses its biological clock, the angle of the sun, and the Earth's magnetic field. A cat taken far from its home can return to it. But if a cat's owners move far from its home, the cat can't find them.","length":243}
{"slip": { "id": 136, "advice": "Everything matters, but nothing matters that much."}}
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{"slip": { "id": 26, "advice": "Don't cross the streams."}}
{"slip": { "id": 213, "advice": "Quality beats quantity."}}
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{"slip": { "id": 19, "advice": "If you cannot unscrew the lid of a jar, try placing a rubber band around its circumference for extra grip."}}
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