{"slip": { "id": 1, "advice": "Remember that spiders are more afraid of you, than you are of them."}}
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{"slip": { "id": 143, "advice": "When painting a room, preparation is key. The actual painting should account for about 40% of the work."}}
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{"slip": { "id": 10, "advice": "Never pay full price for a sofa at DFS."}}
{"slip": { "id": 51, "advice": "It's wrong to be right."}}
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